Sexes: The Munchkin of the Bedroom

Ralph and Wanda talk about Dr. Ruth Westheimer

Wanda: It's 10 o'clock, Ralph. Do you want the news or the Ruth Westheimer show?

Ralph: One vote here for prurience, my sweet. Who wants to watch death- dealing hurricanes when you can switch to radio and hear Debbie from Manitoba describing her low clitoral sensitivity? How can soccer riots compare with Rosalie of Omaha asking Dr. Ruth which porno films to flash on the ceiling while locked in the clumsy embrace of Husband Bob, the rapid-fire mortician?

Wanda: No need to be so sarcastic, Ralph. Ruth is good at what she does. I take it you don't like her.

Ralph:...

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