Did you hear the one about George Bush's taxes? The IRS says you can write off part of your home if you use it as a workplace. Looks like there won't be any deductions at the White House this year.
And how about that Vice President Quayle? Just came back from a trip to the Far East. It was a good time to send him -- the airlines have a "Kids Fly Free" program.
But seriously, folks. An Alaska king crab just turned up in the Hudson River. Ever since the oil spill, they've been getting great mileage.
Funny? Dumb? Outrageous?...