Cinema: A Tasty Hi-Cal Pop-Tart to Go

EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY

Directed by Julien Temple

Screenplay by Julie Brown, Charlie Coffey and Terrence E. McNally

It's been a rough day for Valerie the Valley Girl (Geena Davis), manicurist at the Curl Up and Dye hair salon. Her icky beau Dr. Ted (Charles Rocket) hasn't made love -- to her, anyway -- in two weeks! "At the rate we're having sex," she pouts becomingly, "we may as well be married already." She has discovered Ted in a compromising costume with another woman and responded by trashing their condo: microwaving his football, toasting his funny cigarettes in the VCR, dropping...

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