Cinema: Nice Movies for Nice Children

But their nonviolent pleasures may be for adults only

Dear Mom and Dad,

Well, here I am at Camp Cinemuck. It's everything you promised me, and worse. I guess you figured that a place that calls itself "the summer home away from home for movie-mad children" would be perfect for a precocious kid who was never far from the popcorn stand or the VCR or the Late Show. So did I. But I was wrong. This place is like school, only with trees. The first thing, I come in and they hand me a bunch...

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