Video: Lunks, Hunks and Arkifacts

A couple of unlikely private eyes top the new fall season

On their way to tacking together television's new season, the networks have at least cleared up one mystery. Raiders of the Lost Ark, fans will recall, ended inside a huge warehouse stacked floor to ceiling with wooden cartons marked "Top Secret." The networks have sneaked onto those premises, crowbarred off the lids and let the world see what was in the packing boxes: knockoffs.

Audiences, who are far more tolerant in front of a tube than a theater screen, may wring a reasonable amount...

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