Prophets
We stand
For the glad hand.
That's the spirit of our crew.
Grotto
Has a motto,
We will see our good pals through.
You'll find
We're the right kind,
Mystic Prophets tried and true.
Pride swells,
Fellowship tells,
What the Grotto means to you.
When Masons with dignity or a sense of humor heard the above, official "Grand Monarch March" of the Mystic Order of Veiled Prophets of the Enchanted Realm, bellowed through the streets of Cleveland last week by a throng of hilarious grocers, salesmen, lawyers, druggists, dentists, they groaned helplessly.
The worst of it...