Business & Finance: Advts of the Week

To the 343 Babies*

who will be born

in New York today—

Of course you're going to be born. What chance has a baby against a full-grown statistic? . . . Well, here you are, and congratulations. . . . It's easier to learn while you're young, and you might as well start out with a few good habits and let the bad ones take care of themselves. Now stop that noise and listen. . . .

Pads at 33¢ or 52¢ depending on the size, and rubber sheets at 69¢, have a mission in your life and don't let Mother...

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