True or false?
1) A dog show is practically the only place on earth where a man can ask earnestly and with utter immunity, "Say, pal, what's this bitch's name?"
2) A dog show is no laughing matter.
3) No self-respecting punk rocker (forgive the contradiction) would shave himself the way some of the poodles in dog shows are shaved.
Answers:
1) True.
2) True (exhibitors seem entirely devoid of funny bones, ha-ha!).
3) No hypothetical questions, please.
O.K., O.K., no more jokes-not even an easy aside like, "To a dog, every day is Saturday." The American Kennel Club observed the 100th anniversary of its founding this year...
