Unbelievably, Brooke Shields really seems to be both
Idly waiting for the show to begin, the cynical parent wonders how he would handle things. "To the school office:
Please excuse my daughter's absence for the past three weeks. She was . . ."
Sulking? Unable to find two knee socks that matched? Out of eye liner? No, as a matter of fact, the 15-year-old in question was in Manila as the honored guest of President Marcos and his wife ("Those are real diamonds in Mrs. Marcos' dress.
I think that's neat") and the star attraction at...