She: Whose yacht is that?
He: It is a blue yacht. No, it's a white yacht. Yours, I expect.
She: So it is.
He: I gave it to you, remember?
She: So you did. What if it had been a blue yacht?
He: That would have been mine.
You gave it to me.
She: Of course, the first anniversary of our second wedding.
The speakers aren't really Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. Diana Rigg and Tony Britton just sound like them in an upcoming BBC comedy skit wickedly titled "Public Lives." The Liz-Dick nuptial parody is part of a six-week series starring the British-born Rigg, 38, who also plays...