Dear Action Line:
One night while I was watching the Late ShowI always watch the Late Show while I'm doing my ironing, ever since I started getting these terrible shooting back pains if I ironed during As the World Turns, just like the pains my older sister used to get before they operated on her varicose veinsanyway, this guy comes on during the Late Show and he's demonstrating the Miracle Vegetronic. You know, the one that slices, dices, cubes, chops, grates, shoestrings and shaves a tomato so thin you can read a newspaper through...
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