The Press: Ask Angel

Hi. When I read your article in the paper, I was very happy. Because I have a big problem. It is my sister. She is 16 and I am 11. But she always hogs the bathroom. What should I do?

—Jane

Dear Jane,

Your sister has rights. She is older than you and she has to look pretty for her boy friends. When you get to be her age you will understand. So I suggest that you just leave her alone.

—Angel

So runs the pragmatic advice of the nation's newest and youngest sob sister. She...