The Press: Gathering No Moss

Mascaraed Rock Singer Alice Cooper plans to market a line of men's cosmetics under the brand name Whiplash. George McGovern claims that he was never allowed access to a secret FBI file on Senator Thomas Eagleton's medical history. Mick Jagger will portray Merlin, the Arthurian wizard, in a forthcoming film. Director Bernardo Bertolucci thinks that the average man is a fascist at heart. The hidden structure of ex-Beatle Paul McCartney's melodies is a "rotating riff." To stave off a receding hairline, Watergate Principal John Dean once shampooed regularly with a pungent concoction called...

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