Wind it up and it wrecks two marriages. What is it? The Elizabeth Taylor doll. You wind up the Jack Paar doll and it cries. Wind up the Jack Benny doll and it won't give back the key. Wind up the Marilyn Monroe doll and if it's on time it's broken.
Where can you buy all these dolls? Nowhere. You make them up. Nearly everyone in Hollywood is busy inventing nasty, nifty little dolls. Like the Dorothy Kilgallen doll. Wind it up and it snubs the Albert Schweitzer doll.
You wind up the Perry Como doll and it unwinds. Wind up the...
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