Television: Giveaway

The M.C. of TV's Bride and Groom had a "big surprise" for the groom last week, and he coyly let the audience in on it: he had corralled the bridegroom's best friend for a "completely unexpected appearance" and was hiding him behind a screen offstage.

M.C. (to bridegroom): We tried our best to have him here, but we had no luck at all.

BG.: I guess he couldn't get off from work.

M.C.: Do you think he is watching this program now?

BG.: Yeah, I guess so.

M.C.: If he is watching, where do you think he is right now?

BG.: Well, if it's anything like rehearsal...