MANNERS & MORALS: Tinted Women

MANNERS & MORALS

There once was a woman with unsightly feet. People whispered about her as she passed: "Look at that gal with those big, ugly feet." To distract attention from her unfortunate condition, the woman dyed her hair an eye-catching green. Thenceforth, she was gay, carefree. Everybody noticed her green hair. They whispered about her, as she passed: "Look at that gal with the green hair. And get a load of those feet."

—Old Story

Many a husband returning home from work at dinnertime last week was startled to find a different-looking woman in the house. To some this brought a sudden,...