Art Lesson. In Southfield, Mich., High School Teacher Richard Welkenbach keeps discipline by writing on the blackboard, "I'm in a bad mood today," and adding a drawing of a bullwhip.
The Big Eye. In Pueblo, Colo., fined $50 for his second traffic violation in a year, Fred Innes Jr. asked, "How can a man be a good driver if the police are always watching him?"
Brief In Quemoy, Judge Hu Tao-hui resigned under fire after he granted a divorce without hearing the husband's side, then later married the divorcee.
Time, Gentlemen. In Columbus, Ohio, burglars who had broken into the Honky Tonk Grill told...