Miscellany, Dec. 3, 1951

Skeptic. In Atlanta, Earl Martin, 22, was fined $13 for stealing a comic book entitled Crime Does Not Pay.

Frankly Speaking. In Oklahoma City, when the assistant district attorney asked Jack Woody if he knew of any reason why he could not serve as an impartial juror in the trial of a suspected bootlegger, Woody replied: "Well, yes, I believe I do. I'm just a part-time mechanic; I'm a full-time wholesale bootlegger."

Economy Size. In Canton, Ohio, after Harris Barret, a four-foot midget, rammed his midget-sized Crosley into a bus, Municipal Judge Gordon Burris fined him $10, only half the usual fee for...

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