Ticklish Task. In St. Joseph, Mo., police were out to find a missing woman described only as having a scar on her hip.
Listless. In Chicago, a South Side butcher asked OPA for a ceiling-price list, admitting he had nothing to sell but would like something to read.
O Pioneers. In Kansas City, Mo., 70 "Native Sons of Kansas City" barreled out beyond the city limits, got lost three times, finally found their annual picnic ground.
Silent Night. In Tokyo, a theatrical troupe went orientally on strike: actors came on stage,...