Many Happy Returns. In Montreal, a holiday-bemused printer mixed up his plates, superimposed on income-tax forms a picture of a kewpie doll and the caption: "Happy Easter, Sweetheart."
Home off the Range. In Los Angeles, Airport Manager Dean Daly took a prospective tenant to inspect a house on his property, found that it had been stolen.
Individual Portion. In Chicago, Mrs. Herman Stoeckel separated from her husband, squabbled with him over division of property, convinced the court that she should have sole custody of a half-pound of butter, nine pounds of sugar.
Druggist Addict....