The staff general had seen it with his
own eyes: an MP outfit in Brittany had trained its pet hare and a
mongrel dog to chase each other. Dutifully making his report, the staff
general reported the phenomenon to his commander. Blimped his boss:
"What's thatyou saw a hare chasing a dog? General, you're a damned
liarthat violates all standing operating procedure!"
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