Did you ever have breakfast at Ronda
At the Fonda
De Cadiz?
Did you ever have coffee more creamy,
Hot and steamy,
Than that is?
You're a practised and persistent
eater—Did you ever have ham that was
sweeter,
Or bread that was whiter, Or rolls that were lighter, Than those that they serve you at Ronda
At the Fonda De Cadiz? . . .
Did you ever have steak that was juicier.
In Andalusia,
Than that is? . . .
And cutlets of mutton
That even a Hutton
Could never beg, borrow or buy,
No matter how hard he might try.
There's no mutton or veal
In Leon or Castile,
Like they serve in the city of Ronda. .
Did you ever...