Religion: Are You God?

"Tell God I want him here!" snapped Justice Jacob Panken, sitting last week in Manhattan's Children's Court.

A lawyer hurried to a telephone. Presently a shiny automobile rolled up to Children's Court. Out of it bustled a little black man who until that moment had ignored the Court's subpoena. He shuffled up to the bar.

"Are you God?" asked Justice Panken. "If you say 'yes' you may be cited for contempt of court."

The little black man whispered with his black lawyer. Then he said he would not incriminate himself by answering.

Justice Panken insisted: "Are you or are you not God?"

Dolefully Rev. Major...

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