Who gives a tinker's dam whether or not a pig in Shelby, N. C., slobbers on James Ledbetter ?
You say in your advertisements that TIME is written for "active persons of high intelligence and quick apperceptions . . . not for the masses."
Really, I just can't imagine a person of high intelligence enjoying reading about slobbering pigs and rams butting fat women as reported in your MISCELLANY Department (TIME, Dec. 26, 1927).
. . . Now I would like to make you a little bet, and I won't back down...