Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
A dapper clubman's advances. (P. 14, col. 1.)
The smallest wheat crop in eight years. (P. 2, col. 3.)
Garage men and gasoline vendors with oily hands. (P. 2, col. 2.)
Cretinous actions by the characters. (P. 14, col. 2.)
A fox who bit a baby, killed a cock. (P. 15, col. 1.)
. . . nerveless, bloodless, sexless, deathless, supra-intelligent and psychic. (P. 14, col. 3.)
The blatant ballyhoo in Dayton. (P. 18, col. 3.)...