At indoor sports, no family can beat
us; At indoor sports, they're all afraid to
meet us.
You don't know what you're missing; Take the fad up right away! Why daddy missed an iron by an inch
the other day!
But then mother threw another, so
there's nothing left to say.
And it all comes under indoor sports.
Thus, in lugubrious tone, sang the late Bert Williams, Negro funnyman of the Ziegfeld Follies. Since his day, new sports have been added to the repertoire of the indoor athlete.
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