Miscellany, Apr. 1, 1957

Short Stop. In Milwaukee. William Long paid a $3 fine for overtime parking, crossed the street to his car, was nipped $2 for jaywalking.

Eiffel Glower. In Cairo, Cole Porter's I Love Paris, banned after the Anglo-French bombing of Egypt last November, was being sung again, to the words, "I love Madrid."

Meanwhile ... In Knoxville, Tenn., James Tipton Profitt, held pending his hearing on a charge of drunken driving, asked to work in the paint shop next to the jail, was found in a state of bliss two hours later next to an empty...

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