Word of Paradise. In Honolulu, the Dole Pineapple Co. received a job application from Gwendolyn Kuuleikailialo-haopiilaniwailauokekoaulumahiehiekealao-naonaopiikea* Kekino.
Satisfido. In London, while Police-Dog Handler Norman Brown was kicked unconscious by two thugs, his five-year-old dog Harvey sat on the sidewalk and watched.
Grass Widow. In Sydney, Australia, Mary Stephens won a divorce after testifying that her husband preferred to sleep on the lawn.
Chick of Time. From Salt Lake City, syndicated advice-to-the-lovelorn Columnist Ann Landers received a breathless request for her dating-behavior booklet "How Far to Go" with the postscript: "And please hurry!"
Sum Haul. In Montreal, two thugs strongarmed Grocer Argiro Telefougiou into a back...