Miscellany, Nov. 24, 1958

Word of Paradise. In Honolulu, the Dole Pineapple Co. received a job application from Gwendolyn Kuuleikailialo-haopiilaniwailauokekoaulumahiehiekealao-naonaopiikea* Kekino.

Satisfido. In London, while Police-Dog Handler Norman Brown was kicked unconscious by two thugs, his five-year-old dog Harvey sat on the sidewalk and watched.

Grass Widow. In Sydney, Australia, Mary Stephens won a divorce after testifying that her husband preferred to sleep on the lawn.

Chick of Time. From Salt Lake City, syndicated advice-to-the-lovelorn Columnist Ann Landers received a breathless request for her dating-behavior booklet "How Far to Go" with the postscript: "And please hurry!"

Sum Haul. In Montreal, two thugs strongarmed Grocer Argiro Telefougiou into a back...

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