"Well," said Satan, "what's new with the Protestants?"
"You mean in America, don't you, sir?" answered the Demon for the Democracies, who was showing him around. "It's all pretty old stuff over in Europe."
"Of course I mean America," snapped Satan, tapping his hoof impatiently. "We've put a lot of work into the churches, and I'm not at all sure it's paying off the way it should. Who's Mr. Protestant these days?"
"There isn't exactly a Mr. Protestant, sir. But there's Franklin Clark Fry ..."
"A nice name," said Satan. "Where is he?"