The most beautiful mustache on the island of Crete belongs to wealthy, 32-year-old Constantine Kephaloyannis. Constantine's mustache, along with his other charms, had won the heart of a hot-eyed, raven-haired girl named Tassoula Petracogeorgi, but had had no effect whatever on Tassoula's father.
Tassoula's father, George Petracogeorgi, was a Liberal member of the Greek Parliament who insisted that the largest mustache in the world would not be enough to hide the fact that Constantine came from a prominent Populist family.
One night last week, Constantine Kephaloyannis decided to take matters into his...