Inventions recently granted patents by the U.S. Patent Office:
¶ A cinemansion in which the film is projected on a screen on the ceiling, enabling customers to enjoy the show from reclining seats.*
¶ A steelshell which can be slipped over an ordinary auto, making it bulletproof.
¶ A Bunyanesque machine which, by means of a cable wound on a winch, pulls trees up by the roots.
¶Vitamin-enriched beer.
¶An automobile headlight with an eyelid, to eliminate all glare by drooping on the approach of another car.
¶ Eyebrow tweezers with a small flashlight for a handle.
¶ An electric back-washer, consisting of...