Philistine. In Chicago, Mrs. Marjorie Johnson won a divorce after telling the judge that her husband hit her when she tried to make him give up his comic books for the classics.
Jeweled Movement. In Portales, N. Mex., Millard F. Holcomb finally discovered the reason why his cow had been limping for the past six years: his wife's long-lost diamond ring was firmly lodged in its hoof.
Crime & Punishment. In Memphis, whoever robbed the Rev. John Maddox of his briefcase got a three-year collection of sermons for his pains.
Short Putt. In North College Hill,...
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