Miscellany, Sep. 17, 1945

Fine Feathers. In Manhattan, a burglar shinnied up a pipe into a department store, got into the men's wear section, became so fascinated with trying on suits that he spent seven hours at it, finally shinnied down the pipe into the arms of the police.

End Exhibit. In Bradford. England, a woman charged a Canadian soldier with biting off the end of her nose, brought the proof with her to court, preserved in a bottle.

Country Life. In Phoenix, Ariz., Harry Schmidlin offered for sale: "Two pair shoes, slightly used. Going back to Arkansas." Girl Trouble. In Alton, Ill., the parking meters were...

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