Misqueue. In Portland, Ore., standees in a cigaret queue complained that the line was moving slower & slower, discovered after two hours they had queued up in front of the income-tax office.
Nominal Sum. In Hartford, Conn., a $5 gambling fine was paid by a gamester named Cheatham Highley.
The Size of It. In Harrisburg, Pa., a newspaper ran an advertisement: "Wanted. A quilted high chair that can be made into a play table, pottie chair, rocking horse, ice-refrigerator, spring coat, size 18, with fur collar."
Cooler Sweaters. In Pittsburgh, a matron sent sweaters for the native girls living on the Pacific island where...