Marriage License Clerk: Now what do you intend to do about the national debt?
Prospective Bridegroom John: National debt? Me?
Clerk: You are going to establish a family and as the head of an American family you will shoulder a debt of more than $1,017.26and it's growing every day. ... Do you still want to get married?
John: WellerIIWhat do you say, Mary?
Mary: Maybemaybewe better talk it over first, John. ... All those debts! When we thought we didn't owe anybody in the world.
John: Somebody is giving us a dirty deal....