To sell more copies, fun-making Ballyhoo last week told newsdealers a
story by and about a newsdealer. Excerpt: "... 'These imitators are
LOUSY anyway and they clutter up my stand . . . and the hell with
them.' ... So the WISE NEWSDEALER threw away the GOOEYS and FOOEYS and
SLAPPOS and NERTSIES . . . AND BUSINESS BOOMED AGAIN."
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