Scene: The White House, on a recent weekend. After an intermission in
strategy talks about Viet Nam, President Nixon rejoins his foreign
affairs adviser, Henry Kissinger. They confer.
Henry, I just shot 120.
Oh, Mr. President, your golf game is improving.
THE PRESIDENT: I was bowling, Henry.
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