Latest story going the rounds in Europe:
A Soviet colleague shows an Asian friend around the Moscow zoo, while endlessly expounding on the possibilities of achieving peaceful coexistence. The Russian points with pride to a wolf and a lamb apparently living happily in the same cage. For the first time, the Asian is impressed.
"How on earth did you manage that?" he asks.
"It's easy," says the Russian. "We simply put in a new lamb every day."...