In country club and corner bar there was a newor warmed-overelection story to fit every audience. Among the printable:
¶ In Boston, a barfly ordered a Kennedy cocktail: America on the rocks.
¶ In New York, insiders report that Pat Nixon phoned the White House during a Washington rainstorm and asked: "Mamie, are you sure the windows are closed?"
¶ In New Orleans, resigned Republicans were saying: "We had eight years of piano playing, eight years of golf, and now we'll have four years of bingo."
¶ In Denver, they say that the Kennedys have picked a name for their new baby:...
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