Undigestive Process. In Southampton, England. Waiter Kyriacos Miltiadou was fined $28 for knocking down and kicking a diner who failed to tip him.
Clean Break. In Chicago, Clarence Green, Mayor of Dalton. Ga., explained that he gave it all up and went to work in a Chicago paper factory because he "just got sick and tired of small-town politics."
Audit. In Milwaukee, Mrs. Patricia Heaton. 18, sought an annulment after learning on the second day of her marriage that her 21-year-old husband had borrowed money for the wedding and was not a man of "considerable financial means'' as he had claimed.
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