This Hurts Me ... In Lancaster, Pa., G. E. Sullenberger explained, at St. Joseph's hospital, that he had dislocated his shoulder giving his nine-year-old son a spanking.
Bargain. In Plymouth, England, a woman who had flown 3,000 miles from the Mediterranean island of Cyprus to have her baby in Britain explained that, with Britain's free medical service, it was cheaper to buy a plane ticket than to pay doctor bills at home.
Challenge. In Los Angeles, a thief stole Mike Brown's car from the only garage that was locked, in a row of ten.