Former German scientists, Whizkidden alles, play a major role in U.S. missile development. At the Air Force's Air Research and Development Command in Baltimore, their Schlidenruler influence has inspired ein Jokenskribbler to write an "English-German" glossary in Katzenjammer style "for use with Technical Literature." Among the definitions suitably mimeographed and distributed last week among ARDC men:
GUIDED MISSILE Das Skientifiker Geschtenwerkes Firenkrakker.
ROCKET ENGINEFirenschpitter mit Smoken-und-Schnorten.
LIQUID ROCKETDas Skwirten Jucenkind Firenschpitter.
GUIDANCE SYSTEM (for missiles)Das Schteerenwerke.
CELESTIAL GUIDANCEDas Schruballische Schtargazen Peppenglasser mit Komputenrattacen Schteerenwerke.
PRE-SET GUIDANCEDas Senden Offen mit ein Pattenbacker und Finger...
