Calypso-like musings of Edith Efron, U.S.-born wife of a Port au Prince businessman, as reported in the Haiti Sun:
Americans are infinitely queer Say the Haitians, with a jeer. They think in terms
of mechanical devices, They dislike spices. Their wives Run their lives;
And they consider that being flirty Is, somehow, dirty. Vice
Does not entice The Cranky Yankee, Who considers license a good thing
only so far As it applies to a car.
Haitians are infinitely queer Say the Americans, with a jeer. They eat their salad before their meat And refuse the salty in favor of the
Most irritating is the patience Of...