Miscellany, Mar. 26, 1945

Squirrely Speakeasy. In Hillsdale, Mich., Charles Wakeman explained why he keeps hickory nuts beside his bed. He feeds them to two squirrels that scratch at his window every midnight.

Stunt Boy. In The Bronx, Bill Ont-ville, 1 6, who wants to be a cinema stunt man when he grows up, announced that he had seen 705 movies in the past year.

New Roost. In Berkeley, Calif., a Mrs. Chick sold her house to a Mrs. Crane, bought a new one through a realtor named Mrs. Gosling.

Who's Afraid? In Sault Sainte Marie, Ont., Alvin Phalen, a...