By an old Scottish woman:
"When the air-raid warning sounds, I take the Bible from the shelf and
read the Twenty-Third Psalm. Then I put up a wee bit prayer. Then I
take a wee drap o' whiskey to steady my nerves. Then I get in bed and
pull up the covers. And then I tell Hitler to go to hell."
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