Miscellany, Jun. 3, 1946

Names and natures do often agree.

—John Clarke,

Paroemiologia Anglo-Latina

Treasurer's Report. In Cleveland, Alexander Hamilton turned in Calvin Coolidge for passing a bum check.

Obstructionist. In Trinidad, an irate landlord sued David Cork for plugging the water tap.

Love in Bloom. In Phoenix, Ariz., Wayne Flowers and Martha Trees asked for a marriage license.

Gulp. In Rockville, Conn., Frank Swallow was named head of the Logan Drinking Cup Division, U.S. Envelope Co.

Roger. On Kwajalein, as Pilot Hooten flew in, Pilot Holler flew out.

Housing Note. In Paterson, N.J., Lillian Rentmeister was wed to Harry Fivehouse.

Winter's Tale. In Omaha, Dorothy Snow wisely chose Lawyer Frank Frost...

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