Miscellany, Aug. 20, 1945

Don't Be Beastly. In Oslo. Norway the Norwegian Society for the Protection of Animals made violent objection to the practice of calling war criminals "beasts," suggested they be called "devils" instead.

Fact. In Indianapolis, American Legion officials solemnly ruled that members of the K-9 Corps could not become Legion members, because dogs aren't people.

Kitchen Commando. In Bloomfield township, Mich., a seemingly endless, six-inch-wide column of black ants streamed into the kitchen of Gunnar Turnquist, who fought them in vain with broom and spray gun, finally won out after blazing away for an hour...

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