Miscellany, May 22, 1944

Homebody. In Montclair, N.J., Coffing Melkin Arslanian was permitted to use his business address as his voting residence. He lives in a tree.

Colorado Commando. In Grand Junc tion, Colo., Herbert Krueger rushed to the aid of Russian guerrillas as they walked into a Nazi machine-gun trap, let out a bloodthirsty yell just as the cinema screen collapsed over his head, was fined $25 for disturbing the peace.

Golden Corn. In Halifax, Nova Scotia, an R.C.A.F. flier complained of corns, was examined by a medical officer who found $2,000 cached in the sole of his...

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