Radio: Buy Your Tickets Now

BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW, FOLKS, FOR THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH : THE CARPET CHEWER CAGED, OR GARGANTUA WAS JUST A GIGOLO. . . .

If the suggestions of a number of listeners to Manhattan's WQXR were to be taken seriously by the United Nations, show bills like the above would soon appear on hoardings from Omsk to Acapulco. Advance ticket sales might well defray much of the cost of the war. Asked by WQXR's Commentator Estelle Sternberger what the world should do with Hitler if he were captured alive, no less than 45 responses recommended an international tour in a cage.*

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