Foreign News: Heydrich's Inferno

Reinhard Heydrich died and went to hell.

"Hello," said the Devil. "We've been getting quite a few of you Gestapo men lately. I understand there will be more, too, before long. But you were supposed to be the toughest guy in Europe. Millions of people hated you. You were a big shot.

What in the world happened to you?" "Heil Hitler," said Heydrich. "It was the Czechs who did it, the yellow democratic curs. They bombed my car last week, outside Prague, while I was on my way back to Berlin to tell the Fuhrer...

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